The Conservative Human Footprint

I watched a television show this weekend called "The Human Footprint." Quickly summarized; humans, especially greedy Americans, are destroying the planet and wasting too much of Mother Earth's resources.

For me, the show accentuated just how odd liberal earth lovers can be. They drive hybrids, eat organic food, love earth, but hate fellow humans and believe in the right to terminate human life under the euphemism of Pro Choice. One less human means more resources for Mother Earth to keep for herself I guess.

Their green thumb is in actuality a middle finger to point at other humans as a way to show superiority to them. This superiority, though, mixes with an inferiority complex that, as humans, they just don't belong to the natural cycle of living earthly things.

Their motives for going green are just selfish displays or self loathing and infatuation with inanimate objects. How long will it take for "The Greenies" to bring back the pet rock as a substitute for resource guzzling cats and dogs that Americans love to have as pets?

I commute to work with two buddies of mine, saving me from driving two weeks per month. This saves me about $160 per month. I do so not for Mother Gaia, or feeling superior to non-enlightened earth-killers, as liberal green freaks do, but for the good of my wallet. This in turn is good of my family's financial wellbeing and survival. A tertiary effect of this is I'm sending less money to governments that are hostile to America.

This year, as I did last year, I will grow food in a garden, saving me from having to buy supermarket food that may be contaminated by pesticides and other nasties. This saves me money and gives me pride in providing for myself. A tertiary effect of this is there will be no need for un-assimilating migrant workers to fill my belly, nor will I need to carry around a silly, canvas, "Go-Green" grocery bag to show I'm not a plastic-bag-seagull-killer.

And this year I plan on canning some food, too, thus learning yet one more skill to become as self sufficient as possible, and thus saving me from the trauma of going to an organic market and fainting from nearby patroli-oiled patrons.

Once again, this will be a year where I practice my 2nd Amendment rights by owning a firearm and being able to defend my family personally. Unlike the home security commercials that show cowering wimps saved only by the graces of modern technology and the eventually arrival of law enforcement, I won't need to depend on anybody other than the meat wagon people to pick up the bad guys afterwards.

Lastly, this year I had a baby. Making this choice ensures the perpetuation of the human race. This, in turn, ensures that there will still be human feet left to make footprints (and documentaries about footprints).

On Second Thought

H. Clinton, H. Obama, and the entire cast of Democrats have bashed President Bush from the moment he took his hand off the Bible at his first inaugural. They have managed to paint him as the poster boy who stole the election from Gore, the man who dodged the military draft, the alcoholic, the blundering idiot, the intellectually-challenged, and the liar, to name a few. For seven years they have bashed him so they could say, "We don't want a Bush third term."

They broadcasted that he started a bogus war that couldn't be won, which emboldened terrorists in Iraq, resulting in untold American troops killed. They accused him of bungling the economy with tales of gloom and doom that in turn actually accelerated a stalled economy.

Their attacks on him have been relentless and to the extent, if true, he should have been an easy candidate for impeachment. But, they were not true and he has not.

There's no doubt in my mind that H. Clinton, and H. Obama, who whined and moaned, "Mommy, Mommy I'm always the first one who is questioned by the mean old men," and, "Mommy, Mommy the mean old men keep asking me questions about my hate America and bombing terrorist friends," respectively, could never, ever handle the crap they have been dishing out to President Bush the past seven years.

Take a good look at who is running for president. I'll bet we are all going to miss President bush.