Outsource Congress

Editor’s Note: I'm still waiting on my outsourced Indian writer to finish this story for me for pennies on the dollar. John McCain has promised more H1-B visas to ensure delays like this never happen again.

The Green Brick Road

For over a year now we've been listening to the presidential contenders, Obama, Clinton and McCain spout about what they are going to do that is great for America, but at no time have any of them spent more than a couple of seconds talking about the 20-million illegal aliens in this country.

I'm tired of hearing Obama spout about the courage it took him to vote against the war in Iraq, in spite of the fact that the intelligence of all other nations of the world said that it was necessary. I don't think it was courage that steered him against the war, instead, I think is was cowardice.

I'm also tired of Clinton's bull. Fortunately, this time she got caught lying about her death defying experience when she was in Bosnia.

McCain? I'm tired of his attitude of, "It's my turn to be President."

Maybe they just haven't grasped the scope of 20-million illegal aliens.

Picture this; if you were to lay 20-million, random denominations of American currency end to end, they would make a path from El Paso Texas to the Panama Canal.

Hmm! Me thinks there's irony here.