House Honkeys

House Nigger was a pejorative term used to describe black slaves working inside slave master homes, away from the more brutal and degrading field labor endured outside.

House Honkey is a derivative of this pejorative that I'd like to borrow and bestow upon white Obama supporters who wish to be on the inside of Obama's House-Of-Change renovation, away from us primitive Field Honkeys cursing the remodel from the outside.

These enlightened House Honkeys hear what they want to hear and ignore that which they don't.

Obama says, "There's not a black… white… Asian… Latino America; there's just one America," and House Honkeys cheer in delusional agreement as they ignore pesky facts like Obama setting up an African-American Religious Leadership Committee, AND inviting his white-hating Reverend Jeremiah Wright onboard.

They ignore pesky facts like Obama having a Spanish version of his Obama 08 website, AND a people page that segregates Americans amongst 14 different categorizations.

"Can you ignore these glaring inconsistencies, House Honkeys?" Obama asks.

"Yes we can," they reply.

Obama continues, "One voice can change a room. And if one voice can change a room, it can change a house. And if one voice can change a house, it can change a city…can change a state…can change a nation…can change the world," and House Honkeys cheer in festive anticipation as they ignore what happens to one of their own, like Geraldine Ferraro, when they step out of line inside Plantation Obama.

When we Field Honkeys, wise to the game, hear all this talk about change, we wonder if this is what it sounded like several hundred years ago when free-traders told black captives in Africa that their leg shackles were instead modern jewelry and the cramped boats they were boarding were cruise ships destined for sunny beaches of leisure.

So, when Obama pleads, "I'm asking you to believe," we do. Us Field Honkeys believe that the change he talks about, his Blueprint For Change, sounds eerily like a landlord's notice indicating that rents are about to increase threefold and if residents don't like it, they can change – change their mailing address that is.

Us Field Honkeys believe that change is possible, that one America is possible, that, yes, we can vote for a black president. However, we believe that unless the candidate's name is Terry Anderson, Condi Rice, Colin Powell, Thomas Sowell, Michael Steele, or Clarence Thomas (or the content of their character is sound and fully pro-American) they're not getting our vote simple by the color of their skin.

APCs, And Universal Healthcare

I had complete healthcare while serving in the United States Army. The dental care program ranged for pulling teeth to pulling teeth (in my case the wrong tooth), and the rest of the healthcare program was covered by the infamous and unrelenting dose of APCs.

APC, of course, stands for "All Purpose Capsule," a mild aspirin that was administered to treat all ills, mostly to fakes and goldbrickers. Thus, the essence of, "Sick call," and military healthcare.

In recent years Democrats have condemned the healthcare that veterans are receiving. They have even suggested that Walter Reed Veterans' Hospital in Washington D.C. be shut down because of the Government's inability to run it properly.

As a Veteran, I can attest that government run VA Hospitals are still very much APC healthcare systems. The reason for this is because of the multitude of old farts who needlessly go to the facility and endlessly complain about colds, molds and sore butt holes, and who loudly demand their rights as veterans.

However, in serious cases, as heart operations, one could not ask for better care than that given at a VA hospital; albeit the staffs are horrible over-worked and under-paid.

Still, Democrats bitch and moan about how inefficient and badly run veterans' hospital are.

My question to Obama and Clinton is;

If you espouse to the notion that the government can't run a health care system that's just for veterans, how do you expect the government to run a universal health care system (for eternity) where, among other things, millions of certified fakes and millions of old farts will appear and endlessly complain about colds, molds and sore butt holes, and who will loudly demand their newly given rights - even if they are not citizens?