Hillary: It Takes A MIR-acle To Raise A Commune
by Bucktowndusty
Forgetting that in 2006 she rejected the idea of private school vouchers because they would lead to the creation of taxpayer-financed white supremacist academies,
Hillary Clinton, Democrat-admired Communist and 2008 presidential candidate, proposed giving every baby born in the United States $5,000 to start an account to use for paying for college.
Mrs. Clinton did not clarify whether or not white babies or babies born to religious parents qualify. Nor did she clarify whether all students accepting this wealth redistribution had to attend Columbia University.
It's expected that children of illegal alien parents will definitely qualify, because the American academic village needs these students to spot white supremacists trying to mock mandated college diversity classes merely by these whites showing up to class.
It's also unclear if Hillary wishes to implement any prerequisites that students must complete in high school before becoming eligible. Such prerequisites would likely be the forced memorization of the recently recited and modified, Student Worker Group of Boulder High School, Pledge of Allegiance:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag and my constitutional rights with which it comes. And to the diversity, in which our nation stands, one nation, part of one planet, with liberty, freedom, choice and justice for all."
One prerequisite which Hillary's plan will wave is the requirement that students who live in their parent's houses shouldn't call themselves "Workers." Also waved will be the irony created by students who believe rights come from flags made by diverse workers from third world countries – whose hard work they feel no guilt over while burning during liberal temper tantrums.
I have a plan. Couldn't $5,000 be used for better purposes, like buying Hillary a muzzle and a 1-way plane ticket to anywhere else but here?
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Check Please
by A. Hamilton
Profiteer Hillary Clinton's proposed utopian polices reminds me of the time an acquaintance of mine and his wife invited a friend and me to dinner. Knowing that my acquaintances were over spenders, we graciously declined stating that their suggested restaurant was too extravagant. We also knew that they couldn't afford such lavishness.
They insisted, so off we went.
At the restaurant my acquaintances ordered several exotic drinks with apparent impunity, followed by gourmet appetizers and the best meals the chef could conjure up. My friend and I, of course, ate skimpily, keeping in mind that our host had a terminal case of budget ignorance and as the saying goes, "A champagne taste with beer money."
Upon finishing our dinner and scrumptious dessert, our host motioned to the waiter, "Check please," but when it came our host fumbled for his money and looked profoundly embarrassed when he came up empty handed. In the end, I wrote a check for the full amount, which took some pleading, as payment by check was against the restaurant's policy.
In the same way, Hillary Clinton has proposed that every child born in the United States be given $5000 at birth. Can you imagine the ground swell of anchor babies this would generate? Not to mention her mindless Moonbat followers who believe this will get them fifty one hundred dollar bills in their pockets the minute they start squirting babies out.
Jet planes, boats and autos will be loaded with pregnant foreigners biting each other to get into the United States.
I don't know where Mrs. Clinton's brain is, (The most brilliant in the world), but it seems as though she wants to take the whole country out to dinner.
Check please!
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