9/11 Was An Inside Job
by Bucktowndusty
“Psst!
9/11 was an inside job - we let immigrants inside our country and look what happened!
Pass it on!”
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A Bunch of SOB's
by A. Hamilton
This Tuesday, September 11, a date which will live in infamy - Islamists from the Arabian Peninsula suddenly and deliberately attacked the United States of America.
The following day, September 12, 2001, many of us demanded that our government start enforcing our immigration laws. Our lawmakers on Capitol Hill responded by acting like unattended pin balls bouncing from bumpers to flippers, making noises like, bing, bing, bong, boop, bing and then nothing.
With this, we pressed harder by demanding that our borders be more secure. They responded by practically calling us hardhearted idiots for suggesting we round up 15 to 20-million illegal immigrants and breaking up their families.
WE DIDN'T SAY ROUND THEM UP, WE SAID SECURE OUR BORDERS.
They responded by promising model airplanes that would spot illegals crossing the border, and by building a fence that would stop rabbits from migrating.
We gave up and formed our own enforcement group called the Minutemen.
They responded by calling the Minutemen "Vigilantes, racist and bigots," and some have even called us crackpots.
It seems that our lawmakers just don't get it. So I'm going to form another group to try to get their attention. This group will be called the S-O-Bs, which stands for "SECURE OUR BORDERS."
So if the open borders people want to call my new group a bunch of SOBs, then that's fine. They can even call me the biggest SOB of them all.
If you want to be an official SOB, email us.
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