Questions About The Minnesota Bridge Collapse
by Bucktowndusty
Wasn't it Bill Clinton who said, "I want to build a bridge to the 21st Century"?
Wasn't it Hillary Clinton who said, "It takes a village to build up our country"?
Did Bill Clinton design this collapsed Minnesota Bridge?
Did Hillary Clinton's village workers erect this faulty structure?
I'm just curious as to whether these choices are as valid as, say, Iraq causing the collapse.
Anyhow, we all know that Global Warming caused the bridge to fail, and if we take a closer look at the video, we can witness the true series of events:
- The bridge didn't fall – the water level actually rose sharply due to melting glaciers, causing the bridge to partially go underwater.
- Polluted fish then ate away at the supporting structures (because they're stupid due to all the human pollution that surrounds them).
- At the exact same instance the fish finished eating, Al Gore's successful Live Earth tour solved global warming, causing the water level to drop back to normal.
- The wakened bridge fell into the water, killing an estimated 8 evil humans, and 5000 innocent, DNA-altered fish.
Captain Capitalism has more insight on this incident.
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Shock Treatment - Rehab
by A. Hamilton
There have been many criminals sentenced to prison for horrible crimes who have been released after serving a fraction of their time. This comes about because they appear before a parole board, consisting of fewer than several people, who check off favorable little boxes in response to questions given to the hopeful parolees. In essence, they consider the convicts to have been rehabilitated.
Encarta World English Dictionary defines rehabilitated:
- help somebody return to normal life: to help somebody to return to good health or a normal life by providing training or therapy.
- restore somebody to rank or rights: to restore somebody to a former position or rank and grant rights and privileges once more (often passive).
- restore somebody's reputation: to restore somebody's good reputation and standing after he or she has been disgraced or neglected.
Recently, a mother in somewhere U.S.A. arrived home in a rain storm. To prevent her baby from getting wet, she ran into her house to get an umbrella. In these few seconds, someone stole her car with baby inside. Probably, realizing that the crime could include kidnapping, the thief abandoned the car. Now the Mom is facing charges of child neglect, possible time in jail and the life long remembrance of almost losing her child.
Also, Falcons quarterback, Mike Vick has been indicted for sponsoring dog fights on his property in Virginia. Now Mike is facing time in prison, a lost of his reputation, millions of dollars and multiple palpitations.
I would bet, that if (tomorrow) there was a parole board, consisting of fewer than several people, who would check off little boxes in response to questions given to the Mom in somewhere U.S.A and Mike Vick, they would conclude the Mom and Mike to be completely rehabilitated.
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