If an "intellectual" such as Bill O'Reilly crosses your path and blathers to you about the merits of a temporary guest worker program featuring millions of unskilled workers from Latin America, steer the drivel into the direct path of oncoming logic in the following manner:

"I'm for a lawful, temporary guest worker program."

"Oh, really? Are these temporary guests allowed to have sex during their temporary stay?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, if these temporary workers have sex, get pregnant, and have children, these children become automatic citizens under the current idiotic interpretation of the 14th Amendment. Once citizens, these children are no longer temporary guests like their parents. They are unskilled, dependant citizens that you and I will have to support through taxes. When they reach adulthood, they can arrange for their temporary guest worker parents to become permanent citizens."

"I didn't think of that."

"I know you didn't. And, would you be for a temporary guest worker program if the only job they were allowed to get was the job you currently have?"

"I didn't think of that either."

"I know you didn't. With all proponents of temporary guest workers programs such as you, the amount of thought put into the whole stupid idea is just that, temporary. And one last thing, would you be willing to be a temporary host for these temporary guests, allowing them to stay in your home during their visit?"

"I didn't say I would."

"I know you didn't, so why would you expect the rest of America to?"

"I don't know."

"You're right. You don't know. You don't know shit. So, take advantage of the 5th Amendment, and shut the fuck up!"

A. Hamilton, is recovering from a surgery and be back in the saddle as soon as possible.