At some undocumented point in the past, 22-year-old Vicente Ignacio Beltran Moreno, an illegal alien vermin who kidnapped 12-year-old Clay Moore in Florida, illegally entered the Unites States (probably at the place where Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean, two border guards unjustly imprisoned by President Bush and his judiciary goons, would have been stationed.

Beltran obviously used fake identification to obtain a job with a company who turned the other cheek regarding his suspected illegal status. How else would Beltran afford to purchase such a nice, red truck; a vehicle even nicer than the car I own?

Obviously, the car company didn’t care too much, either, about checking the legal status of their purchasers, or else he would not have been sold such a nice truck.

Authorities found the truck at Beltran’s house. Read that again. Now, how did Beltran get such a nice house? Obviously, landlords or loan officers turned a blind eye to his suspected illegal status, but let him have use of the house anyway.

Obviously, Beltran had some sort of a driver’s license, which indicates that the state government isn’t too terribly concerned with people like Beltran driving on its highways.

And, if Beltran’s plan of collecting ransom for Clay Moore’s safe return was successful, do you suspect he would have deposited his money in his new Bank of America account?

Clay Moore was lucky enough to escape this time. But make no mistake about who would have been responsible if Clay was murdered. President Bush and his judiciary staff, who want to merge America with Mexico and Canada, would have been guilty of murder. The Florida state government would have been guilty of murder for helping to perpetuate the use of Matricula cards used to help illegal aliens live easier inside Florida. The car company…guilty. Landloard…guilty. Employer…guilty. And banks like Bank of America who profit from illegal alien profit would have been guilty of murder.

Lastly, the Mexican government would have been guilty of murder for sending their “hard-working people, just wanting a better life for their families” into America.

If not murder, Mexico is guilty of 40-million incidences of human littering – Beltran being one of them.

UPDATE: Apparently Beltran fled the country. Any house loans, car loans, utility bills, and credit card balances will go unpaid. To all those companies that knowingly had dealings with Beltran and now will not get their money, I say, "Hahaha. F-U you greedy bastards. Reep what you sow!"

During World War II search lights sliced the dark skies in search of enemy planes that might bomb coastal American cities. Little children lay waiting at night for life to end, and their adult dreams recalled the time well.

During the 1950s there was the fear of an atomic attack from the Soviet Union. Children were instructed to hide under their desk when at school and to fall to the ground against a building if they were outside. Imagine that, a dinky school desk to protect a child from a radioactive BOOM that would flatten an entire city. Little children lay waiting at night for life to end and their adult dreams recalled the time well.

Then came the big hole in the Ozone. A child asked, “Will the sun burn off all my skin mommy?” The answer was obviously commercial, “No honey, not as long as we have SPF 35.”

In the last couple of decades, environmentalists and regular folks have fought over the availability of fresh water, in that who should have rights to the dwindling supply, fish or humans.

Now Albert, “The Alarmist,” Gore has globally warned that global finality is quickly coming with global warming. This, he says, will cause the polar ice caps to melt and the seas to rise covering the state of Florida and all land masses on the globe lower than a couple of hundred feet above sea level.

To pictorially prove his theory (not scientifically), Albert uses the same pictures that were shown in tour guide ads fifty-years-ago of ice glaciers breaking off and falling into the ocean. Back then, I was told that this was a continual natural occurrence caused by the steady growth of the glaciers as they pruned their way towards the equator.

I wonder if Al ever considered that humans are actually heat generators?

Have you ever been the first to arrive at a house party and feel that it was a little chilly inside only to discover that when the rest of the guest showed up it became too hot in the same room? That’s because we are all heat generators reading 98 degrees Fahrenheit. Multiply that by the billions of humans and red blooded animals on earth and you have global warming.

Now consider that we all are composed of about 75% water and - there hides most of the water supply.

But Albert Gore? Albert doesn’t know as much as a prune pit about global warming or it’s effect on human nature. He’ll keep frightening children with the lack of water or rising water, the melting ice, burning skin and radio active school desks and the little children will lay waiting at night for life to end and their adult dreams will recall the time well.