Even Michael Jackson, of all people, reached down on occasion to reaffirm the presence of testicular – HeeHee – fortitude. So, it’s quite a miniscule expectation to want (and a thoroughly disheartening spectacle for a member of Hard America not to see) our noble politicians checking for theirs.

Tom Tancredo, to the gratitude of his wife, children, and countrymen alike, is a rare politician to whom borders and balls still have meaning. Tancredo knows that both are precious gems that must be guarded at all costs.

Detractors say he represents a fringe group within America, but you know what; I don’t mind being labeled part of a fringe if that means sticking up for the rule of law against a growing fringe of lawbreakers. I do, however, mind politicians catering to an illegal fringe over a legal, law-abiding American one.

Wasn’t it JFK who said, “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country?” Well illegal aliens are DEMANDING, “What can YOUR country do for us,” while us vigilantes are merely asking through legal means, “What can we do for OUR country.” Under this lens, who’s fringe now? Under this lens, doesn’t the saying, “illegal aliens are just trying to make better lives for themselves,” sound, well, selfish?

And, if being a member of the majority means turning my back on border security, language, and culture, then I don’t want to be a part of it. If winning in 2008 means voting for squishy Republicans that are no better than open-border Democrats, then I don’t want to win. What exactly would I be winning anyway?

The Republican Party has become a money-hungry, globalist conglomerate of wimps scared of opinion polls and name-calling. Tancredo is the only member of the Republican Party willing to stand up to scare tactics and tackle the difficult issues that really matter to America’s future?

America is at a crossroads. A stand must be taken with the 2008 election. Just by running, Tancredo brings victory to a lawful America. Just by voting for Tancredo, even if he doesn’t win, brings victory to a lawful America.

After I vote for Tom Tancredo in 2008, I will exit my voting booth, grab my fortitude, shout, “Go Tom, Go Tom, HeeHee,” and moon-walk my fringe ass out the door.

All the Presidential hopefuls are off and running and boy is it scary. Now they have to blend all the lies and positions they told and held over the years and make it seem as though they’ve been as consistent as gravity.

Mitch Romney has switched his views on abortion. So what’s the big deal? Most of the pro-life demonstrators carry signs decreeing they’re sorry for having once aborted a fetus.

There is also worry that Mitch is a Mormon. So what? Last I heard it wasn’t nice to mix religion and government. If Mitch, or anyone else who becomes President, dares to signify, in anyway, that they are religious, the ACLU will be waiting in the wings to crucify him. Just look at what happened to Jesus when he mixed religion and politics - he got nailed.

Then again, Keith Ellison of Minneapolis has become the first Muslim voted into the United States Congress. Last time I heard, Muslim religion and Muslim government were one in the same. Let’s see the ACLU separate that.

Obama? Obama thinks he is Abraham Lincoln and as President he wants to completely change America. Unless he plans to be a dictator, he had better take note of how our Congress can throw wrenches into what a President can and wants to do.

Then you have Hillary Clinton - please have Hillary Clinton, take her, bury her, throw her off a damn cliff, stuff concrete in her mouth, do anything, but please take her. Hypocrisy runs through her frigid, self absorbing, profiteering veins.

Al Gore says that the oceans are rising. In other words, the land mass is sinking. If you want to see the land mass of America sink fast, then vote Hilary in for President.

Maybe Gore is right. This country is sinking - and fast.