Thank You BiRR CRinton
by Bucktowndusty
Nothing short of a blowjob in the Oval Office could suppress my conscious enough to make me give strategic missile guidance and satellite technology to the Communist Chinese. But, Bill Clinton had no such conscious and needed illegal campaign contributions, and as a result of his allowing Loral Corporation to supply China with advanced technologies, the Communist Chinese now have the capability to destroy American military satellites with pinpoint missile strikes decades before they otherwise would have.
On behalf of the American military you loved so well and wished to GAY-ify so, I say, “Thank you, Bill Clinton.”
Chinese missile technology used to be as accurate as trying to hit a friend in the face with one of those cheap, imported, Chinese Yo-Yo toys that extent and retract at the flick of a wrist. Now, however, the Communist Chinese can launch missiles the size of oat trees at thousands-of-miles-per-hour and hit satellites the size of refrigerators in outer space orbiting at 15,000-miles-per-hour.
Without satellites, a strong manufacturing base, and a technological edge, future American armies may have to resort to fighting our foes by creating IED’s out of extinct Ford Motor parts, using illegal Mexican laborers.
The American military may be the best out there now, but thanks to the likes of Bill Clinton and other traitorous bastards that don’t believe in defending our country’s borders, interests, and advantages, they won’t be for long.
And if Hilary Clinton becomes President, Americans are totally scLewed!
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Charge!! But Not Too Fast!
by A. Hamilton
Politicians repeatedly say, “We support the troops.” What a crock of dung. What I hear is, “Cut off funding the troops,” and, “The job is not getting done,” and, “We’re losing the war.” If that’s supporting the troops I’d hate to hear what not supporting the troops sounds like.
Profiteer Hillary Clinton just returned from Iraq on a fact finding mission where she took campaign pictures with a couple of low ranking service personnel.
Upon returning Hillary announced that she would solve the United States involvement in Iraq by putting a cap on the number of troops there, which means if we should need more troops to win the war – too bad. This begs the question; why haven’t any of our Generals had this stroke of genius?
Can you imagine a New York City police officer pinned down in a gun fight with several bad guys, calling for “Back-up,” only to hear the desk sergeant reply, “Sorry, there’s a cap on the number of officers to do that job?”
Once again profiteer Hilary has proven that she is not only the smartest woman in the world, but she is now the most brilliant military strategist since the team of General Grant and Lee beat Napoleon at Waterloo.
Confused? So am I.
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