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You Blew It Neal Cavuto
by Bucktowndusty

Neal Cavuto debates Barney Frank regarding CEO pay

Barney Frank had the balls (insert figurative imagery here) to state that the owners of companies, the shareholders, should be allowed the vote to set CEO pay. Although I love Neal Cavuto (in a macho, I’m hugging you but man-slapping you too, kind of way), and hate to use Barney Frank’s name in the near vicinity of him and the phrase “you blew it”, Neal squandered a perfect opportunity to shove the mirror of hypocrisy into Frank’s face.

According to Barney, “shareholders should set CEO pay", “board of directors are not doing the job of representing the shareholders”, and “we need to empower the shareholders". Ok then Mr. Frank, let American’s vote to set congressional pay!

Voters are the shareholders of the American government, are they not, Barney? Why is it, as Tom Schatz, president of the Council for Citizens Against Government Waste stated, that “Members of Congress have the only job in the country whose occupants can set their own salary without regard to performance, profit, or economic climate”?

The national debt is 9-trillion-dollars, the borders are undefended, and millions of illegal aliens loiter without fear of Congressional reprisal. Members of Congress work on average a mere 150 days per year, earn a whopping $156,000 annually, and pass bills at odds with individual freedoms. And, Barney Frank has the NERVE to lecture businesses on how they should run viable entities! I don’t think so, and I’m disappointed with Neal Cavuto for failing to call him out on this.

If voters organized and found a way to set congressional salaries, I’m sure the very next bill Congress would pass afterwards would be a minimum wage increase, because that is exactly what we’d vote to give those bastards on Capitol Hill.

Until that hopeful time arrives, my message to Barney Frank is simple: Let he who is without sin, spit or swallow the first stone.

My message to Neal Cavuto is equally simple: Never get into tertiary spitting matches with liberal lispers. They’ll win, and you’ll get sidetracked and drenched every time.”



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K-9 Revenge On The Dems
by A. Hamilton

I remember reading an article where the owner of a small neighborhood grocery store was robbed several times in as many years – in spite of the fact that he extended credit to most in the neighborhood with little hope of them ever paying their bills. Becoming weary of being the minority in this one-sided activity, the storeowner decided to hire a hit man, or should I say a hit K-9 enforcer, to secure his standing as a major player in the neighborhood. For this the storeowner secretly trained a 120-pound attack K-9.

The K-9 was trained to respond to commands such as; attack, bark, growl, bite and kill and for several years he preformed with relentless obedience thwarting ever infrequent robberies. However, one day when the K-9 was fast asleep behind the counter and at the feet of the storeowners, a robbery began to take place.

The owner, now feeling dominant and in control of the situation kicked the K-9 with his foot in an attempt to wake him, but the attack dog did not respond. Getting nervous, the man gave a more forceful kick. Startled, the K-9 (only understanding attack, bark, growl, bite and kill) sprang to his feet and attacked his master, as he did not appreciate being kicked after he had preformed with such relentless obedience in the past. When last seen the K-9 was still hanging on the storeowners ass.

I remember seeing another story this week that is very similar to the neighborhood grocery store account. Similarly, chairman of the House Democratic Caucus, Rep. Rahm Emanuel of Illinois, feeling dominant and in control, was about to give a bi-patrician victory speech on the steps of the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., covering the proposed importance of the first 100 hours Democrats would be in power. The agenda did not include the word Iraq.

In the audience a startled attack feline named Cindy Sheehan, who was trained by liberal Democrats, (only understanding attack, bark, growl, bite and kill) sprang to her feet and chanted, “De-escalate, Investigate, Troops Home Now!” Then she attacked the master Democrat, as she did not appreciate their agenda not including the word Iraq. After all, she had preformed with such relentless obedience in the past. When last seen the attack feline was still hanging on the Democratic congressman’s ass.



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