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Issue 203 - 9/24/2006
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"Dear Rosie O’Donnell"
by Bucktowndusty

Who was it, Rosie, that founded America, the most successful nation in the history of mankind? Radical Christians, that’s who. They gave you the right to open your big, fat mouth, as well as the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. What other Muslim country offers such guarantees?

Radical Christians fought and defeated Hitler to ensure that you, as a homosexual, didn’t end up exterminated for your sexual preference. Practice your preference openly within any Muslim country and please write to me before they execute you.

Radical Christians allow you the freedom to reveal your ugly face, instead of hiding it under a burka as it should be. Show your face to radical Muslims abroad and see if they don’t accuse you of being an ugly witch, then executing you for witchcraft.

Radical Christians allow you to enter your present job through the main entrance instead of a separate female entrance like Muslim women must enter when going to Mosques. Speaking of females, are there any female comedians making good livings within Muslim countries?

Radical Christians created a country where people like you are free to be overweight gluttons, too (If you so choose) – have you noticed lots of fat people in Muslim countries, Rosie? I don’t think so.

It is because you live amongst radical Christians that you feel safe saying ridiculous things about them without being beheading for it. Go into the Muslim street and shout that Jesus is just as good as Mohammad and see what happens to you.

Show me any Muslim country that would allow a fat, homosexual, non-religious radical such as you to put down the very core of its people. You’d be dead before you finished your sentence.

And, who is it you call when you need help, Rosie? You call the cops – Christians On Patrol – not the mops.

You’re a cancer that feeds on your own host; a host which has given you everything, despite your nonconformities and your ungratefulness.

You are, however, a welcome wake up call to radical Christians. The likes of you and The Dixie Chicks have awakened the radical within the radical Christians and given them the nudge they need to face their new enemies. For this only, we thank you.

One day, Rosie, you will see the error in your ways and admit that you were completely wrong, and it will be radical Christians, not Muslims, who forgive, not kill, you.



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The Genius With A Temper
by A. Hamilton

As I’ve said many times, “The damage the Clintons have done to this country will come to the surface for many years into the future.”

When they arrived in Washington in 1991 the town was buzzing with talk of the political genius of the duo. I didn’t see this genius. Instead, I saw two ego-infested profiteers who could look into the camera lens and bald-face lie with the rest of the Democrats in lock-step defense of the lies.

The fact is no one has ever witnessed a duo with balls large enough to stand in front of the entire world and lie. This, they misconstrued as brilliant and genius.

Tonight, (September 24, 2006) on Fox News, while being interviewed by Chris Wallace about the failure of Clinton to capture Usama, Mr. Bill became unglued like wet Taiwanese Wicker. In his attempt to re-write history Mr. Clinton re-re-opened the whole can of Usama worms. I can guarantee you that the Media will focus on Mr. Bills’ interview from now until the November elections instead of the issues the Democrats want to focus on.

Nice going Mr. Bill, you’re some kind of political genius.








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