"The No Maher Immigration Bill"
by Bucktowndusty
Usually Bill Maher and his liberal “Real Time with Bill Maher” audience jeer, hiss, and disrespect conservative guests who dare step foot on the HBO set. Not so, however, with Bill’s September, 15, 2006 episode featuring noted conservative Pat Buchanan elaborating on the dangers regarding massive legal and illegal immigration into America from south of the border.
As Mr. Buchanan always does, he laid out the dire situation facing America from massive levels of immigration from our southern neighbors, especially Mexico. He reiterated the commonly held belief amongst many Latin American immigrants that parts of present-day America belongs to Mexico and white people who don’t like it should go back to Europe. He made it clear that what we are witnessing in America today is reminiscent of what happened to former nations that dissolved due to ethnic tensions.
His predictions were so bluntly honest, scary, and accurate, that the usual “I-counter-that-with-a-sprinkle-of-comic-deflection” Bill was left speechless and neutered. Pat received applause from the audience, too, which surprised Bill further.
Upon Pat’s segment ending, Bill praised Pat’s presentation skills and sent him on his way basically siding with his conservative arguments – except for Bill’s desire to continue Latin immigration because he digs Latin chicks, of course (which by the way, didn’t seem to bother the liberal audience by referring to women as chicks).
What I think I witnessed was finally liberal whites are realizing that they can’t practice liberalism in America if they are forced through ethnic intimidation to, as the Reconquistas demand, move back to Europe. When millions of demonstrators marched through American cities throughout the country carrying Mexican flags and telling whitey to go home, even open-minded liberals have their breaking point.
This is a good sign, I believe. The tide is turning. America just might have a fighting chance.
Now if only we can get some of Bill Maher’s liberal audience to rub off on George W. Bush.
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The Giant On Lunesta
by A. Hamilton
In the early 1900s there were a few repugnant kids around the world who were never picked to be on a team and were always squeezed out of the circle in, “spin the bottle.” These, puny, boogie-picking, repugnant losers had names like Adolf Hitler and Bonito Mussolini who later grew up to form alliances in the late 1930s and early 1940s called the, “Comintern Pact”, “Berlin Pact,” and the “Berlin Rome-Tokyo Axis.” It wasn’t long after these puny, boogie-picking, repugnants got embolden by Pacting-up that World War II started.
Shortly thereafter Japan joined the war with a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. It is alleged that Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto said of the attack, “I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping Giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.” Now, however, I fear all we have done is to give our Giant a Lunesta sleeping pill and fill him with chicken shit appeasements.
During the Clintons presidency the Giant was comatose in Siesta Ville. When al-Qaida bombed the World Trade Center, where was the Clintons’ Giant? Still in Siesta Ville. When the Khobar Towers, living quarters of our troops, in Saudi Arabia were bombed, killing 24? In Siesta Ville. When the USS Cole was bombed? Siesta Ville. When our embassies in Africa were bombed? – Well, the Clintons’ Giant barely rolled over ehough to lob a million-dollar missile at a ten-dollar tent in Afghanistan. For the most part, the Clintons’ Giant didn’t even have an alarm clock.
Horrifically, on September 11th, 2001 the Bush Giant awoke with a vengeance to the sound of loud explosions at the World Trade Center Twin Towers, the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania. For a while the Giant kicked some sand-worn, radicalized, Islamic ass in Afghanistan and Iraq, but now obstructionist Democrats in congress have felled the Giant with a political snooze button. It seems, among a multitude of petty fixations, they, with the help of a few self-righteous Republicans, can’t clarify a simple sentence in article 3 of the Geneva Convention – an antiquated document from the stone age that has been changed a million times. Their inept brains must be word-befuddled from the, “Depends on what the meaning of “IS,” is,” era.
In the early 1960s there were a few repugnant kids around the world who were never picked to be on a team and were always squeezed out of the circle in, “spin the bottle.” These, puny boogie-picking, repugnant losers have names like Hugo Chavez, Bashas al-Asad, Mahmoud Almadinejad, Abdullah Yusuf Azzam, Mohammed Omar, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Abu Mohammed al-Masri, members of al Qaeda, the Taliban and Hezbollah. Today, they’re grown boogie-picking repugnants and they are being embolden by Pacting-up at a meeting in Cuba this past week.
With this, it’s time we gave the Giant a snort of amyl nitrite to wake him up, take away the Lunesta, and give him a couple Viagras, if you know what I mean.
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