"The War Against Christmas - Save The 'UNDOCUMENTED' Holiday"
by Bucktowndusty
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The war against western culture, traditional American values, Christians, and especially Christmas rages on, with atheists, scrooges, socialists, politically-correct bureaucrats, liberals, and other far-left loonies plotting to eradicate anything that reminds them of where their privileges originated. If it's war they want, though, it's war they should get. Not only did I decide to buy Christmas stamps this year, I decided to buy enough for all of my Christmas cards, AND, for all of my 2005 postal needs. Mortgage, car insurance, school loans; all these bills will have Christmas stamps attached. Upon year's completion, I will purchase enough to last yet another year - I see no reason either to use any other stamps, ever again. Shouting at the television will not win this battle - patriots must take the battle to the enemy, one glorious stamp at a time.
The battle plan for anybody else that wishes to fight this war with me follows:
- Purchase a year's supply of the Christmas stamp above. If the local office is out, demand they get more, then order them online here. Let the power of the people make this stamp the best selling stamp in the history of the postal service.
(Update: The stamp coming out this year for 2006 is different than the picture above. Read the discription for the new stamp and notice it's riddled with diversity/multicultural crap. Notice also that they don't even, NOT ONCE, mention that the baby is JESUS!!! Unreal!)
- Complain to the postal service here. Inform them that they do not carry enough Christmas stamps. There were plenty of Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and generic holiday stamps at my post office, but no Christmas stamps. I had to ask a postal employee to find more Christmas stamps behind the counter. She informed me that the postal service was hell-bent on not offending anybody, hence the lack of Christmas stamps. She was happy to hear of my plans and vowed to do likewise.
- Use the stamps for all outgoing mail, for all purposes, including birthdays, letters to Congress, etc. I suspect the stamps will make great conversation pieces, presenting the perfect opportunity to enlighten and recruit more patriots.
- Tell friends and family what you're doing, and encourage them to join the cause.
- Inform the media. Blogs must be the front line messengers of this tactic for it to succeed.
- Send leftover Christmas cards to the ACLU. Count leftover Christmas cards, divide that number by 52, and send them that amount of cards each week. I highly recommend signing the cards, "Sincerely, GOD," as I plan to. (Warning, the ACLU may try to sue on the grounds that such cards may constitute the establishment of a religion via snail mail.)
ACLU Foundation
125 Broad Street, 18th Floor
New York, NY 10004
Attn: Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director
(Imagine the director getting 10,000 Christmas cards each week, for an entire year, every year!)
The War Against Christmas II.
- Send people to vdare.com's "War Against Christmas" entries. Vdare has the most extensive collection and documentation of Anti-Christmas shenanigans I know of.
Isn't it ironic, too, that these same organizations tolerate illegal deeds such as illegal immigration. To avoid shaming lawbreaking aliens, they call them "undocumented" immigrants, yet Christmas, a federal holiday, is shamed to the point where it might as well be illegal, and silenced to the point where it's become severely undocumented. Go figure!
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Christmas Jihad Founder
"O'Santa Bin Clausen"
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Oftentimes, the average American feels helpless in fighting the powers that be. I can only vouch for my own experience when I say that merely making the decision to purchase hundreds of these Christmas stamps and making plans to use them throughout the year has lifted my spirits. I'm almost embarrassed to borrow a term from the liberal vocabulary and say that I feel a sense of "empowerment". I'm confident with millions of Christmas stamps in circulation throughout the year, our message will resonate loud and clear:
"One small stamp for me, one giant leap for America!"
RELATED POST: The War Against Christmas II.
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"AARP"
by A. Hamilton
The American Association of Retired Persons, aka; the AARP, is the biggest, most powerful lobbying group in Washington D.C. Unfortunately, the organization is guided by an ideology that leans so far left that it should be supported by one of the walking canes advertised in the organizations magazine.
I checked one of the many AARP web sites to ascertain the benefits offered to members. They have a very nice web page, with easy navigation, and tons of information for retired persons, mostly seniors.
Most of the information is important to seniors, among some are questions concerning health care, legal advice, income and financial management. However, information and questions don't reduce the price of bread for fixed income seniors.
I asked my ninety-eight year old mom if she belonged to the AARP. She proudly informed me that she has been a member for the past twenty years and that she no longer had to pay the $12.50 per year. That means that she has paid $250.00 thus far to this lefty group. I asked if she had ever used her membership card for any reason at all. She said, "No, but I get their magazine."
There may be millions of retired persons eager to be 10% beneficiaries of an AARP member card. I really don't know, but my mom certainly hasn't been one of them.
Luckily, if a senior has a few pennies to spare, he or she can get a10% discount at an, "all you can eat," buffet or a room in a motel, or on a car rental if they produce an AARP membership card. In all cases, I've received the same discount by proclaiming that I was a retarded idiot. Laugh if you may, but the proclamation saves me a $12.50 per year membership fee and pain in my back from lugging a lot of heavy AARP magazines out to the trash every now and then.
Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with me? Let me know!
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